Before you ask.
The question everyone has, answered straight.
No. Your No.2 makes the captain, transfer and bench calls before the staff explain them in character. The comedy is in the delivery. The decision still has to survive Sunday afternoon.
The backroom reads your actual squad, the fixtures, the team news and the bookmakers' odds, then gives you one call per decision. The recipe stays in the building. Every verdict carries a confidence level, and every call is logged so you can judge the record rather than admire a diagram.