Your No.2 reads your rivals, calls the gameweek, and tells you exactly how to win your league. He runs the backroom; you get the verdict. Stop overthinking it.
A free general briefing is available every gameweek. The full personalised backroom experience described on this page is the Squad tier plan.
Season kicks off in August. Early-access members get in first — before the doors open to everyone else.
Your No.2 is built to beat the specific people you actually care about beating — your mates, your work league, your group chat.
Down 40 to Dave with two gameweeks left. Safe captain loses you the league. Here's the differential punt that actually catches him.
He's triple-Liverpool and capped Salah. A Haaland captain doesn't just score you points — it scores you the head-to-head. Attack the gap.
When you're 30 points clear, copying your rival's risky punt is +EV for the league, even if it costs you green arrows. Play the table, not the spreadsheet.
A scout who's watched every minute. An assistant who makes the call. A chairman who thinks it's all four quarters. A taste of what Your No.2's backroom delivers:
The reports shown are Squad tier output, personalised to a specific team ID and mini-league.
I've watched every minute of his last six. He's not playing badly — the team's playing badly around him.
Brentford press the centre-backs into long balls. He thrives on long balls. He'll be in behind by minute twelve.
Hold. And if you don't own him, this is the week.
[A pause.]
Dave's on Salah (C). You're on Salah (C). That's a draw at best.
Captain Haaland. Bench boost next week, not this one. Take the -4 for Gordon.
It's not safe. It's not meant to be. We go again.
Caught the final numbers from the jet — Wi-Fi over Greenland, naturally.
Overall rank 61,299. Up. Good. The analysts tell me the Brazilian defender produced — green cell on the spreadsheet, that's all I need.
We played too safe in Q3. Next quarter we attack the playoff push. Rob McElhenney, for his part, has not commented. On anything. To me. Yet.
Season starts in August. Early-access members are in the dugout from Gameweek One — before public launch.
Your email is only used to notify you when early access opens. Nothing else.